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Nil Demotivational Poster


HAIR -


TAGS: hair vanilla ice beiber stupid
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 18, 2015, 8:14 pm
Justin Beiber sporting Elvis hair was such a joke.


I FINALLY BOUGHT A STICK DEODORANT - The directions said to remove the cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but when I fart the whole room smells just lovely!


TAGS: fart deodorize senile
Rating: 4.63/5

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hatethehaters - February 16, 2013, 7:41 am
I love it! The poster, not the experience.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:51 am
My bad it was 137957
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:49 am
Actually, you're right, it was RL, poster #137597. Spot-on bro, spot-on.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:15 am
Yechhhh! Sounds like something RL would do. ;}
the1stCOMMI3 - November 18, 2011, 2:17 am
Been done, and other version looks better


BREAK DANCE FEVER - Sheldon may have seemed shy to most, but throw on some old school hip-hop and he'll come out of his shell!




PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -


TAGS: aprchallenge the 90s mc hammer vanilla ice
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL... If it wasn't done that often, i'd make another "STOP - Hammer Time"-pic!
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
I hate the song that ripped off the tune to Ice Ice Baby, something abou t "money" Psshh!
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
Fact: I crank up the radio every time I hea "Ice, Ice, Baby" on the Retro Lunch.
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
I still got my hammer pants. The wife HATES them!
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
can you say hammer pants? 5L's
Crashedmonkey - April 5, 2010, 9:09 am
Awesome


QUICK LEARNER - Apparently Cubby has seen poster 43865 and started to read and practice right-away!




EVEN SUPER HEROES GET OLD -


TAGS: senile super heroes
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

autumnspirit - January 19, 2011, 9:16 pm
Love it!
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 12:56 am
I take that back... this is flawless.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 12:53 am
Superb.


SENILITY - First tell tale sign that you're on your way.


TAGS: senility humor
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:36 pm
Well thank you crotchety for the...um...cinnamon...oh sh*t!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:44 pm
Awesome! 5L, and thanks for a new synonym to add to my repertoire.
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 3:17 pm
your doc misdiagnosed hun...ya got all the symptoms of BSerFs. No...FSSb...aw damn... you're just sick!
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 3:14 pm
sorry your doc misdiagnosed spy...looks like ya got all the symptoms of SFBs dear
spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:36 am
if you keep forgeting when or where the support group is then you have Alzheimer's disease and there's a...what was I talking about?
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 1:22 am
Oh you poor thing you suffer from SFB (sh*t for brains) syndrome just like me. There is a support group but we all keep forgetting where or when it is ;)
GaryO - April 29, 2012, 11:35 pm
that reminds me.........


Senile Senior -




HEAD GAMES -


TAGS: snickers now in vanilla flavor
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 5:49 pm
Thanks RON, but gullibility remains the main reason I fell for her in the first place. *reads that last bit over, rubs forehead, forgets why*
RON - June 19, 2009, 4:58 pm
like your wifes pic here...lol very good!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:28 pm
*harshin'
Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:27 pm
That's it. You two dudes are harhin' my snickers. Now cut that out.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 9:32 am
Where did you think the rabbit costume came from?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 19, 2009, 12:35 am
That's only because of her implants and your plethora of kinky fetishes.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RR -


TAGS: senility rr bday sit on her your mom
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:53 am
Amsome! Your latest poster look amazing RL


WHEN MEN TRY -


TAGS: man nilfisk vacuum hose fail
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:22 pm
pl5g it in will help too :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 9:38 pm
Nice guess, but it's a Nilfisk (Swedish) S-50ish circa 1950s. Pic's from the Dutch archives. (google is my friend. LOL!)
Greeny - February 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Is that a Rainbow?


VANILLA ICE - Ice Ice Baby. The picture version




TINY DETAILS - Although she *did* say: 'I want you to go down when I get wet' You should have checked about the whether she meant, y'know..


TAGS: wet details cunniligus fail
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

Kung-Fu Devil - May 27, 2010, 8:22 am
I gave you 5Ls simply because this is the cover art for an awesome album.


NILES CRANE - The Epitome of Seattle


TAGS: niles crane seattle
Rating: 2.5/5

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Adam - June 20, 2009, 5:49 pm
SPAAACE NEEEDLE
Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:14 pm
Starbucks
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 2:02 pm
Kurt Cobain


SENILE AGITATION - Who wants to control it?




DEMENTIA -


TAGS: dementia alzheimers senility poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 5:43 am

Thank you, Miss P~~
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 5:43 am

Thank you, Miss P~~
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:48 am
And this one confirms it...the lady can cover the entire spectrum! Nicely done!
lgvernon - February 22, 2014, 4:39 pm

Thank you, sir~~
JesusWept - February 22, 2014, 4:23 pm
Splendid! L L L L L
lgvernon - February 22, 2014, 12:39 pm

Thank you, doggie!~
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 12:21 pm
Very well done. 5L


THE TIME HAS COME -


TAGS: parents senility
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:45 pm
Okay, but make sure someone gets there in time with the softner!
falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 8:59 am
Alright. Now shut the lid and turn it on.


Drivin' -




THE HAPPY PLACE -


TAGS: senility calendar toast
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - January 26, 2013, 9:44 am
Greenyisms…just vote 5…move on…find glasses


TICKET SALES - Another brisk sale-out for the Vanilla Ice Northern Lights Tour...




GREYBEARD BLISS - That smile probably means he is shi**ing himself.


TAGS: sinility is great
Rating: 4.13/5

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pieman - March 29, 2010, 3:27 pm
I think I shat my self when I read it. 5 smelly ass lions


LIFE LESSONS - You mave have muscles, looks or lots of money. It is always the cunning linguist that goes home with the honeys.




THE ECONOMY - It's Affecting Everyone. Even Disney Characters.




GOOD LIQUOR -




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